having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
"Get in loser we’re going shopping"
This made me giggle like a loser.
boss is going by
quick wave at the boss
Darth Vader is probably squealing inside, but he has to keep his tough exterior.
i have been laughing for the past twenty minutes omg
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This is the greatest thing I have ever seen, ever.
Her running on her little tippy toes I cannot even
Look down at your erection, then meet your lover’s eyes and softly say, “Now you’ve woken the dragon.”
The worst motorcyclist on earth.
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At this point I think Leo Dicaprio would even be satisfied with this.